NBC just announced their mid-season schedule and do you know what they did? They misplaced "Community"! It's nowhere to be found! How dare they! It's one of the most creative shows on TV right now and you just choose not to air it? What is wrong with you!?!
Anyway, apparently there's a movement going on right now to get it back on the air by goatee-ing yourself. There was an episode recently where some of the characters created the evil version of themselves with a felt goatee (you can catch it here and, trust me, it's awesome).
Here's Evil Carolyn, who is apparently going to a 3D movie at Disneyland.
You know you're jealous. You can find the goatee template here. Try it out and see if you look as awesome as I do.