"Well, once we move, we might actually have cabinet space for a wok..."
"A butterfly chair may come in handy when we have a housewarming party at our new house..."
"I bet we could get some money for those lamps on Craig's List..."
After forcing a rule that anything that stayed had to have a place to go, the room is finally clean! Just in time for the in-laws later in the week.
I'm glad to have conquered the room, but now I just keep finding random crap around the house that Dan has migrated. I guess everything is technically "put away", but they are sure in some weird spots.